What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 02:02

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-All the bad guys are black.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
What methods do private investigators use to investigate someone in real life?
A View to a Kill
Live and Let Die
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
What is your most intimate experience with your best friend?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
From Russia With Love
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Have you ever lied to your family? What were the circumstances?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Goldfinger
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Moonraker
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper
Octopussy
You Only Live Twice
Why am I not attracted to masculine men? Why do I like more feminine attributes on a man?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Ah so!”
Why does my sister want to have sex with me? What should I do?
Dr No
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Is there anything you did that you regret? If so, what is it, and why?